Stargate Atlantis, Season 5, Ghost In the Machine
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Richard Woolsey assures everyone that the answer to this question is of course confidential - i.e., he will see it but he promises that bureaucracy will keep your answers bogged down in red tape so that no one important knows what you really think.
You’re totally free to choose…
Q: Why did the Jaffa attack too early?
A: They misheard when someone said they saw a Ha’tak.
An unfortunate side effect of being stranded in San Francisco - you receive terrible jokes in e-mails originating from Stargate Command. Richard Woolsey was not amused to receive this e-mail no less than fifteen times. He only found it funny the first time because he was onto his second glass of wine that night.
There is not enough wine in any galaxy to make it funny 14 other times.
You have been warned. This abuse of resources will not be tolerated in the Pegasus Galaxy.
Richard Woolsey has spoken.
Pfft. Why would you give the gun to Cameron Mitchell? Everyone knows Woolsey is way more bad ass. Give him the gun!
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You are observing Woolsey indulging in a citrus fruit, fully aware of the implications and determined to one day fashion a more permanent form of McKay-Away. Caldwell may well advise against it, but Woolsey needs advice from no one. He is Richard Woolsey. Slayer of Mandarines.
Stargate Atlantis S03E02 - Misbegotten
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Richard Woolsey: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Let her do her work!
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Thank you, Mr. Woolsey.
Richard Woolsey: You’re welcome.
Stargate: SG1 - 9x17 “The Scourge”
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Woolsey, chilling out with a P90. No, you don’t want to see him get angry while holding that. Seriously. Start walking away now.
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